Internet left to wonder: how could this happen?
Shock and outrage after recent allegations that Fart Network had acquired their own website. Whilst these allegations were first thought to be purely fictitious, we here at Fart Network can confirm that yes, we do have a website now. Despite our unpopular, undeserving and slightly controversial nature, we have manage to score our own website to host our unpopular, undeserving and slightly controversial content.
However, whilst there are many who have become disgruntled with this recent development, there are many more who have been left to scratch their heads and ask themselves, "how did this happen?" Don't worry, we will refrain from casting the blame on any one person, because, in actuality, it was all of your fault. All of you are equally guilty for this, and all of you should feel equally shameful. Unfortunately for you all, we are here to stay, and don't intend on leaving anytime soon. Stay tuned for more compelling stories.
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