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REPORT: Majority Of Americans Still Believe In Piece Of Paper Written Over 200 Years Ago

Americans are still putting their faith in document basically written in the middle ages.



Amidst recent concerns towards gun control and amendment rights in America, Fart Network polled hundreds of Yankees about what they thought of the constitution and their amendment rights. In a fairly predictable outcome, we found that majority of the nation still put their faith in a piece of paper written over 200 years ago. When queried about whether they believed America should still have amendment rights, 16% said “no”, 32% said “yes”, and 52% said “what’s an amendment?”


Yet again, the United States has proven they are so out of touch with the modern world, they still live their lives be a piece of paper written by middle-aged white men over 200 years ago.


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