Amidst high political tensions Pakistan has announced their own nuclear program through the use of wikiHow.
Pakistan has recently announced their own nuclear program whilst US President Joe Biden was visiting Japan to "to further deepen ties between our governments, economies, and people." It comes at a time of great military unrest across most of European and neighbouring Asian countries. However with all eyes off of the Middle East, Pakistan has seized the opportunity to start their own nuclear program. They claim they were inspired to start the project when watching Roland Emmerich's 2012. "And then that one volcano scene came on... and I thought, imagine if Pakistan had nukes" said Pakistani President Arif Alvi.
Mr. Alvi reportedly contacted his nuclear research term after watching the film, who were first perplexed, having only experimented with microwaves. Head Scientist Qubalat Alkurat describes how they first started the project, "Eventually we tried the internet, and lo and behold there was a whole wikiHow article on it." They claim to be on step three of the article, and are currently waiting on parts from Amazon.
These recent developments in the Middle East has created a great unrest for world leaders who now will have to deal with yet another nuclear outfitted third-world country. "Where does it stop you know? Now every damn Arab is gonna have nuke. Hell even Ethiopia will have nukes soon." contested our military analysis Jim. Pakistan estimated their first nuclear warhead to be completed by 2040, as it may take some time to figure out what the rest of the wikiHow article actually says.
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