Man That Writes Poetry In Spare Time Surprisingly Bad

Claims that despite excessive study and reciting of poetry, still really bad.

Studies show that’s its very likely the man that writes poetry in his spare time is surprisingly bad at it. Davis Marsh works in accounting but claims to be writing poetry in his spare time, and, by all reports from Marsh’s co-workers, he’s surprisingly bad at it. “You’d think that if that’s all that you do, you’d be pretty good at it, but nope” said Michael in marketing. Marsh is frequently caught reading the works of poets like Edgar Allen Poe, William Blake and Victor Hugo, but is still godawful at constructing even basic stanzas.

Marsh walks around the office reciting his poetry and even offers readings in the breakroom, much to the dismay of his fellow employees. “I mean, he goes around and boasts how great his poetry is, then delivers his lines like a turtle taking a shit.” “It’s quite sad actually, I don’t think he really does anything else and he’s not even good at it.”

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