Shock and outrage filled the halls after Fart Network Editor in Chief was acquitted on all counts and walked out of court a free man in what many believe to be a 'rigged' trial. Despite serving months in a correctional facility and being denied bail four times, Mr. Bottom was found not guilty of corporate espionage, intentional spreading of misinformation with harmful intent and public indecency.
"It's just so good to finally be free again and on the loose. Did ya miss me?" Said Mr. Bottom, grinning from ear to ear, to Fart Network interviewers. Fart Network operations had been suspended by the court whilst Mr. Bottom was under investigation, and avid readers of Fart Network were left to the malicious devices of mainstream media.
Luckily, with the release of Mr. Bottom, Fart Network content will resume as normal, and you can once again enjoy consuming our shit.
Fart Network denies all allegations of bribery.
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