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New Nintendo Title Features Mario Going Through Rough Patch Of Drug Abuse
Nintendo releases newest AAA title featuring Mario suffering through a rough patch of drug abuse.
May 16, 2023
WHO Decides Nobody Really Gives A Shit About Global Pandemic Anymore
With COVID-19 shifting out of mind of the general public, the World Health Organisation has decided it not enough of issue to "give a shit".
May 15, 2023
Man That Writes Poetry In Spare Time Surprisingly Bad
Claims that despite excessive study and reciting of poetry, still really bad.
Jun 9, 2022
NBC’s Newest Sitcom Pitches Annoying People Doing Annoying Things
NBC's newest sitcom to feature ten annoying people doing annoying things, and forces nation to watch.
May 27, 2022
Pete Alonso Swings, Causes Eight-Car Pile Up, Hits Home Run
Pete Alonso hit an amazing ball for the New York Mets against the Chicago Cubs in yesterday's game, causing a severe motor vehicle accident.
May 20, 2022
"We Could Do With A Bit Of Rain" Says Queenslander Watching His Car Get Washed Away In Floods
South East Queensland hit with another goddamned flash flood.
May 14, 2022
Things You Probably Shouldn't Say To Your Mother On Mother's Day
Fart Network takes you through all the things you probably shouldn't say to your mother on Mother's Day.
May 8, 2022
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