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May 16, 2023
New Nintendo Title Features Mario Going Through Rough Patch Of Drug Abuse
Nintendo releases newest AAA title featuring Mario suffering through a rough patch of drug abuse.
May 15, 2023
WHO Decides Nobody Really Gives A Shit About Global Pandemic Anymore
With COVID-19 shifting out of mind of the general public, the World Health Organisation has decided it not enough of issue to "give a shit".
May 10, 2023
Fart Network Dissidents Killed For Treason
Publicly outspoken Fart Network dissidents were found dead last night in what many are calling a 'coup'.
Nov 1, 2022
"Did Ya Miss Me?" Says Fart Network Editor In Chief Leaving Courthouse
Shock and outrage filled the halls after Fart News Editor in Chief was acquitted.
Jun 9, 2022
Man That Writes Poetry In Spare Time Surprisingly Bad
Claims that despite excessive study and reciting of poetry, still really bad.
Jun 9, 2022
REPORT: Majority Of Americans Still Believe In Piece Of Paper Written Over 200 Years Ago
Americans are still putting their faith in document basically written in the middle ages.
Jun 3, 2022
News Warns News Causes Violence
News outlets are now warning of a link between the distribution of news media and the rise in gun-violence across America.
May 20, 2022
Pete Alonso Swings, Causes Eight-Car Pile Up, Hits Home Run
Pete Alonso hit an amazing ball for the New York Mets against the Chicago Cubs in yesterday's game, causing a severe motor vehicle accident.
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