Nov 2, 2022POLITICSPrime Minister Not Shitting Himself At Engadine McDonalds Probably Good SignAustralia having a Prime Minister who did not shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds is probably a good sign for the country.
Jun 9, 2022SPORTAustralians Gather To Watch Drug-Fuelled Mutants Skirmish For Another YearAustralian televisions tune in to watch the sport for another year running.
May 28, 2022POLITICSEmus Warn Of Second Emu War If Nation Continues To Undermine Emu PopulationsEmus warn of a second Emu War if the nation continues to undermine emu populations and deny them access to services around the country.
May 27, 2022POLITICS“Fools” Says Albanese Tearing Off ALP Poster To Reveal Evil PlansAfter a landslide victory in the 2022 Federal Election, Anthony Albanese has revealed his evil plans for the fate of Australia.
May 15, 2022SPORT'Glassing' To Be Recognised As Official Australian SportNation rejoices as 'glassing' is recognised as an official Australian sport.
May 14, 2022WEATHER"We Could Do With A Bit Of Rain" Says Queenslander Watching His Car Get Washed Away In FloodsSouth East Queensland hit with another goddamned flash flood.