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Nov 2, 2022
Prime Minister Not Shitting Himself At Engadine McDonalds Probably Good Sign
Australia having a Prime Minister who did not shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds is probably a good sign for the country.
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Jun 9, 2022
Australians Gather To Watch Drug-Fuelled Mutants Skirmish For Another Year
Australian televisions tune in to watch the sport for another year running.
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May 28, 2022
Emus Warn Of Second Emu War If Nation Continues To Undermine Emu Populations
Emus warn of a second Emu War if the nation continues to undermine emu populations and deny them access to services around the country.
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May 27, 2022
“Fools” Says Albanese Tearing Off ALP Poster To Reveal Evil Plans
After a landslide victory in the 2022 Federal Election, Anthony Albanese has revealed his evil plans for the fate of Australia.
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May 15, 2022
'Glassing' To Be Recognised As Official Australian Sport
Nation rejoices as 'glassing' is recognised as an official Australian sport.
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May 14, 2022
"We Could Do With A Bit Of Rain" Says Queenslander Watching His Car Get Washed Away In Floods
South East Queensland hit with another goddamned flash flood.
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