May 15, 2023NEWSWHO Decides Nobody Really Gives A Shit About Global Pandemic AnymoreWith COVID-19 shifting out of mind of the general public, the World Health Organisation has decided it not enough of issue to "give a shit".
May 13, 2023POLITICSRussia Complains To UN Over Fears Beheading Video May Be Bad PublicityThe recent release of a Russian beheading video has led to concerns from within the Kremlin over "bad publicity".
Jun 9, 2022OPINION REPORT: Majority Of Americans Still Believe In Piece Of Paper Written Over 200 Years Ago Americans are still putting their faith in document basically written in the middle ages.
Jun 3, 2022NEWSNews Warns News Causes ViolenceNews outlets are now warning of a link between the distribution of news media and the rise in gun-violence across America.
May 27, 2022ENTERTAINMENTNBC’s Newest Sitcom Pitches Annoying People Doing Annoying ThingsNBC's newest sitcom to feature ten annoying people doing annoying things, and forces nation to watch.
May 20, 2022SPORTPete Alonso Swings, Causes Eight-Car Pile Up, Hits Home RunPete Alonso hit an amazing ball for the New York Mets against the Chicago Cubs in yesterday's game, causing a severe motor vehicle accident.
May 13, 2022POLITICSPakistan Claims To Have Started Own Nuclear Program Through wikiHowAmidst high political tensions Pakistan has announced their own nuclear program through the use of wikiHow.
May 12, 2022POLITICSAmerican C-17 Globemaster Lifts Off To Bring iPads And Shampoo To Starving Children In AfricaJust first stage of 'decade-long' program to improve living conditions in Africa.