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May 15, 2023
WHO Decides Nobody Really Gives A Shit About Global Pandemic Anymore
With COVID-19 shifting out of mind of the general public, the World Health Organisation has decided it not enough of issue to "give a shit".
May 13, 2023
Russia Complains To UN Over Fears Beheading Video May Be Bad Publicity
The recent release of a Russian beheading video has led to concerns from within the Kremlin over "bad publicity".
Jun 9, 2022
REPORT: Majority Of Americans Still Believe In Piece Of Paper Written Over 200 Years Ago
Americans are still putting their faith in document basically written in the middle ages.
Jun 3, 2022
News Warns News Causes Violence
News outlets are now warning of a link between the distribution of news media and the rise in gun-violence across America.
May 27, 2022
NBC’s Newest Sitcom Pitches Annoying People Doing Annoying Things
NBC's newest sitcom to feature ten annoying people doing annoying things, and forces nation to watch.
May 20, 2022
Pete Alonso Swings, Causes Eight-Car Pile Up, Hits Home Run
Pete Alonso hit an amazing ball for the New York Mets against the Chicago Cubs in yesterday's game, causing a severe motor vehicle accident.
May 13, 2022
Pakistan Claims To Have Started Own Nuclear Program Through wikiHow
Amidst high political tensions Pakistan has announced their own nuclear program through the use of wikiHow.
May 12, 2022
American C-17 Globemaster Lifts Off To Bring iPads And Shampoo To Starving Children In Africa
Just first stage of 'decade-long' program to improve living conditions in Africa.
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