May 16, 2023ENTERTAINMENTNew Nintendo Title Features Mario Going Through Rough Patch Of Drug AbuseNintendo releases newest AAA title featuring Mario suffering through a rough patch of drug abuse.
May 15, 2023NEWSWHO Decides Nobody Really Gives A Shit About Global Pandemic AnymoreWith COVID-19 shifting out of mind of the general public, the World Health Organisation has decided it not enough of issue to "give a shit".
Jun 9, 2022OPINION Man That Writes Poetry In Spare Time Surprisingly BadClaims that despite excessive study and reciting of poetry, still really bad.
May 27, 2022ENTERTAINMENTNBC’s Newest Sitcom Pitches Annoying People Doing Annoying ThingsNBC's newest sitcom to feature ten annoying people doing annoying things, and forces nation to watch.
May 20, 2022SPORTPete Alonso Swings, Causes Eight-Car Pile Up, Hits Home RunPete Alonso hit an amazing ball for the New York Mets against the Chicago Cubs in yesterday's game, causing a severe motor vehicle accident.
May 14, 2022WEATHER"We Could Do With A Bit Of Rain" Says Queenslander Watching His Car Get Washed Away In FloodsSouth East Queensland hit with another goddamned flash flood.
May 8, 2022OPINION Things You Probably Shouldn't Say To Your Mother On Mother's DayFart Network takes you through all the things you probably shouldn't say to your mother on Mother's Day.