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For those who indulge in only the finest of media.
May 13, 2023
Russia Complains To UN Over Fears Beheading Video May Be Bad Publicity
The recent release of a Russian beheading video has led to concerns from within the Kremlin over "bad publicity".
May 10, 2023
Fart Network Dissidents Killed For Treason
Publicly outspoken Fart Network dissidents were found dead last night in what many are calling a 'coup'.
Nov 2, 2022
Prime Minister Not Shitting Himself At Engadine McDonalds Probably Good Sign
Australia having a Prime Minister who did not shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds is probably a good sign for the country.
Nov 1, 2022
"Did Ya Miss Me?" Says Fart Network Editor In Chief Leaving Courthouse
Shock and outrage filled the halls after Fart News Editor in Chief was acquitted.
Jun 9, 2022
Australians Gather To Watch Drug-Fuelled Mutants Skirmish For Another Year
Australian televisions tune in to watch the sport for another year running.
Jun 9, 2022
REPORT: Majority Of Americans Still Believe In Piece Of Paper Written Over 200 Years Ago
Americans are still putting their faith in document basically written in the middle ages.
Jun 3, 2022
News Warns News Causes Violence
News outlets are now warning of a link between the distribution of news media and the rise in gun-violence across America.
May 28, 2022
Emus Warn Of Second Emu War If Nation Continues To Undermine Emu Populations
Emus warn of a second Emu War if the nation continues to undermine emu populations and deny them access to services around the country.
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