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Nov 2, 2022POLITICSPrime Minister Not Shitting Himself At Engadine McDonalds Probably Good SignAustralia having a Prime Minister who did not shit himself at an Engadine McDonalds is probably a good sign for the country.
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Jun 9, 2022SPORTAustralians Gather To Watch Drug-Fuelled Mutants Skirmish For Another YearAustralian televisions tune in to watch the sport for another year running.
Jun 9, 2022OPINION REPORT: Majority Of Americans Still Believe In Piece Of Paper Written Over 200 Years Ago Americans are still putting their faith in document basically written in the middle ages.
Jun 3, 2022NEWSNews Warns News Causes ViolenceNews outlets are now warning of a link between the distribution of news media and the rise in gun-violence across America.
May 28, 2022POLITICSEmus Warn Of Second Emu War If Nation Continues To Undermine Emu PopulationsEmus warn of a second Emu War if the nation continues to undermine emu populations and deny them access to services around the country.